"I Was Impressed!"

By Robert

We had only begun to get to know each other a couple of weeks back and were still at that delightful stage when you think there’s a mutual attraction and want to find out more.  We’d been out together on not more than three or four occasions and I certainly enjoyed her company.  I knew she had been married and that she had a little boy of about 9 or 10 who was looked after by his grannie during office hours and when Helen, that was her name, Helen, was going out.  We were going out that evening and she had invited me to come round and pick her up.  Progress?  Yes, I thought so and I was looking forward to meeting her again.

Helen lived in a small detached house in the leafy suburbs and I decided to drive out  there and, I hoped, take her out to dinner.  She would have arranged for grannie to ‘baby sit’ her son but I would have a chance to meet the little scamp before we went out.  Helen greeted me affectionately and explained that John, her son, was out playing with his friends.  I sensed a slight edge of irritation in her voice as she went on to say she had told him I was coming and had thought he’d be back by now.  I made some remark to the effect that ‘boys will be boys’ and that I was sure he’d soon arrive. 

“He’d better” said Helen “Or I’ll have something to say to him when he does come in.  He knows we’re going out.  He should know better!”

Something warned me not to pursue the topic!  We had plenty of time to spare, in fact, but clearly Helen was becoming impatient and I did not want that impatience to turn on me.  I guided the conversation to other matters and Helen cooled down.  She poured us a stiff gin and tonic each and we sat and talked.

It was some thirty minutes later that the front door crashed open and the sound of a carefree lad resounded down the hall.

“Hello, mummie” he called cheerfully.  Little did he know!  John bounded into the room expecting, no doubt, an affectionate welcome.  With a premonition that I was about to see another side to my new friend I watched the scene develop with some interest.  The little lad’s face fell as it became clear that he was in deep, deep trouble.  My new friend was so strict; it made me shiver even before it became clear that he was to be punished, really punished there and then in front of me.

So it began!  The scolding, a scolding that made me shiver in its intensity and its frequent reminder that he knew, or should know, what she had to do!

“I have told you before time after time about this, haven’t I?  I’ve told you that when I ask you to be home on time I expect you to do as I say.  You are late again, very late.  Do you not care what I say?  …” and so it went on and on.  The little lad who had rushed in eagerly to greet his mummie stood before her and visibly crumpled, poor lad.  His shoulders drooped, his head hung down, his face, so recently bright and happy was a picture of misery.  He took his scolding without protest but he didn’t know, he didn’t know!  Neither did I!

“What did I tell you just last week?” asked Helen  “What did I say would happen if you were late again?” 

Ashen faced, his head drooped even further.  He didn’t reply but I guessed he remembered only too well!

“I said I would smack your bottom, didn’t I?”  Those words!   I shivered at the sound of them coming from my new friend’s lips!  There is something about the phrase ‘smack your bottom’ when spoken by a woman like Helen that registers in the memory bank of a grown man like me.  It made me tremble, and I wasn’t the one being scolded, I dare not think what it did to little Johnnie.  “I said I would put you across my knee and smack your bottom.  Didn’t I?”  He remained miserably silent but I saw one little hand creep round to cover his bottom!  That won’t help you, I thought!  Helen leaned towards her son and took him by the shoulders.  “Didn’t I tell you I would smack your bottom if you were late again?”

He could hold out no longer!   “Yes, mummie” he mumbled!

“Well, young man” said Helen  “You really leave me no choice, do you?”

Oh, bless him!  He rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand in abject misery.  I think he knew that this was no rhetorical question, I think he knew this was his sentence!

Helen reached round and picked something up from the coffee table behind her.  It must have there all the time but I’d not seen it or at least I’d not registered its significance.  It was a long handled, hard backed wooden hairbrush, that disciplinary implement so beloved of strict mothers.  I am ashamed, dear reader, to admit that I was excited and hoped and prayed that she’d not ask me to leave.  She didn’t!  She took her unresisting son by the arm and guided him over to a nearby chair upon which she seated herself pulling him in to her side.  My heart pounding I watched this oh so familiar ritual unfold before me.  Helen was preparing to smack his bottom and he, being essentially a good lad, accepted, however miserably, that he was going to have his bottom smacked!  I watched with interest, more than just interest, I watched eagerly.

Helen, once John was positioned by her right side, took hold of him and hoisted him off his feet.  I heard him whimper with fright while at the same time he seemed to be helping her.  She plonked him face down across her lap with his bottom over her right leg.  John was still small enough to be accommodated on her ‘knee’ with his feet off the floor and his head and shoulders supported by his folded arms on her left thigh.  His bottom curved over her right thigh as his legs hung down.  That little rear must have been nice and tight for smacking and certainly his little khaki shorts were stretched across his waiting buttocks.  Helen smoothed those little shorts with her hand ensuring that no wrinkles or creases in the thin material would interfere with her smacks.

All was now ready and I was very much aware of the effect this tableau was having on me!  It was not the sight of a small boy’s bottom that aroused me, I was not that way inclined.  It was, rather, the sight of my new lady friend getting ready to carry out that necessary if painful duty for which, in my firm opinion, woman was created!  There is nothing more erotically exciting than the sight of a good woman teaching a member of the male sex his manners in the only way we chaps really understand, through the seat of our pants.

“Right young man!”

THWACK!  It was with a thwack rather than a crisp smack that the heavy hairbrush addressed those khaki clad buttocks.  Johnnie yelped!  I think we all do when receiving that first smack, its sting always comes as a surprise!  Helen held him tightly and delivered the second and third smacks without a murmur from the lad.  His face looked strained and his hands were clenched into fists.  The fourth smack brought a cry of pain and it was clear, as his little body writhed across her knee, that she was getting her message home to that part of his anatomy designed to receive it.  She was good, very good.  He took the next few smacks with little cries of pain but then he broke and wept in misery while his mother completed the twelve hard smacks she had planned for him.  She was not just good she was splendid and, to me, highly desirable   I was impressed!

After his smacking John was given a kiss and a cuddle as he stood once more by her side.  She whispered something in his ear and he mumbled “Yes mummie” and put his little arms round her neck. After a while she gently detached herself from his embrace and sent him, walking rather awkwardly I thought, off to his room to recover his composure and contemplate the error of his ways.

“How’s your drink?” asked Helen replacing that hairbrush on the coffee table..

 

 
 
 
 

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